At last! A GAMIFIED 4-week business & marketing one-on-one mentoring program that'll teach you the digital witchcraft of transforming even your weirdest creative ideas into online income, giving you back your time, location, & financial FREEDOM like a magical money-making 'Marketician'! 🪄💫💸
Created by Christine Rice, a pro 'Marketician' with 16 years experience working in e-commerce & social media management for online business clients running high-converting 7-figure sales funnels.
If any of these sound like you, you've come to the right dark corner of the interwebz:💜☠️🖤
1. You’re tired of the instability & angst of depending on a job, a person, or circumstances to dictate your freedom, & you’re ready to take control of your income.
2. You crave independence—financial, time, & location freedom—& are done with feeling stuck in the capitalistic grind of working for The Man.💩⚙️
3. You’ve got BIG DREAMS & too many creative ideas & interests but no clue how to turn them into a sustainable online business! 🤷♀️
4. But you’re creative, unconventional, or neurospicy, & traditional business advice just doesn’t vibe with you or stick in your brain.
5. And though you're excited about the idea of making money doing something that feels fun & authentically you, you're overwhelmed AF with where to start because you've never considered yourself a ''business'' kind of person - you feel more like an ARTIST at heart!💜
6. You’re READY to stop daydreaming & start doing—but you need a clear, actionable marketing strategy (and you don't mind it coming with a side of witchy, feminist badassery).☠️
A divine interventionalist god has sent you here for a reason if you're a hard yes to feeling:
❌ OVER spending hours scrolling online, feeling deflated by ''success'' & ''10 x productivity'' advice that seems made for demi-gods, not humans like you who need at LEAST 2 coffees to function in the morning!
❌Like you're going to start crying tears of blood if you have to spend another millisecond working in a soul-sucking job, daydreaming about a life where you can finally say, “F*ck this, I’m out!”?
❌ And when it comes to your interests & hobbies, have your friends ever told you, ''You should sell that!'' or your parents ever asked you, ''When will you get a better job/go back to school/make something of yourself?'' & you know you should but you don't know HOW?
❌Do you feel like a massive imposter every time you read business advice wrapped up in pastels & peonies dispensed by polished women with hair extensions that could choke an octopus & nails long enough to shuck an oyster while you wear 3-day old pants stained in taco sauce?? 🤤🌮
❌ Or, are you just not where you want to be in your life, not fulfilled creatively, spiritually, or financially, or not well-travelled enough for your liking at the age you're at now?
This isn’t just about making pocket money—it’s about transforming your entire lifestyle.
Anyone can open an Etsy or eBay shop or flog a freelance service and call it ''an online business.'' But not everyone who does that can make a secure, reliable, liveable income from it.
TRUST me - I learned the HARD WAY!😅
And even when small online businesses take off and the money is coming in, it's often always TIME that flies out the other door -- and with that, your FREEDOM.ESPECIALLY if you are only one-person doing it all yourself. 🥵
There's a difference between someone who just ''starts a business'' and someone who builds a business with the 5 essential marketing foundations required for long-term, automatic growth.
That difference comes down to having a proven business TRANSFORMATION MARKETING STRATEGY. ⚡
Having a business with a transformative marketing strategy in place is the difference between ''owning your own job'' and owning your own business.
Owning your own job might pay your bills but it'll keep you chained to your laptop working more hours than a full-time job (and envying a regular paycheck, free evenings, and screen-free weekends!)🙄
Owning your own business will allow you to switch off screens and social media for an entire week to go camping.
Or enjoy a creative bender for weeks at a time-- and still earn money!
A self-reliant business built strategically can grow itself and function without you constantly having to be at its helm!
And What if Building Your Self-Reliant AF Business Felt Less Like a Grind & More Like Leveling Up in Your Favorite GAME?🪄💫
Where you compete with YOURSELF to beat your own best score, week by week as you learn, and build? 😉
Introducing
A Beginner Friendly, 4-Week Business & Marketing 1-1 Mentoring Program Designed to Transform You Into A
Self-Reliant AF Online Business CEO & FOUNDER Using
🖤GAMIFICATION 🖤
At last: an online business and marketing program designed for unconventional and neurodivergent creatives types who want to create an income out of their creative passions without boredom or overwhelm as they build it!
The S.W.A.N. Transformation Marketing Strategy Academy will show you how to start and grow a self-reliant AF online business over 4-weeks so that YOU can become self-reliant AF!
With boredom-busting ''score-points'' and gamification tactics to help stay you motivated, you'll learn:
🪄 The 5 essential foundations of online business marketing to attract the perfect type of customer for your product or services - and keep them coming back for more!
🪄A ''less-is-more'' simplified approach to help you focus on earning money the fastest, easiest way possible to keep what one person has to do to start earning money online down to a sanity-sustaining minimum.
🪄The two non-negotiable marketing skills all online biz owners need to hone as soon as possible to create an ongoing, steady flow of potential customers at zero additional cost - especially if you're a beginner!
🪄A 5-year business gameplan to build your brand into a cult-status authority 🙌
This program is for you if you've tried courses, guides, and strategies that promised the world but left you with more questions than answers.
Instead of open-ended questions that send your over-creative brain into hyperfocused circles of existential contemplation, The S.W.A.N. Academy uses formulas to help you figure things out FAST.
It gives you a drone-level view of digital marketing so you understand how it all works BEFORE diving into it.
You won't get mired down in confusing or annoying marketing TACTICS because you'll be working at the STRATEGY level.
That's the difference between a course that teaches you the basics of starting a business and a course that transforms you into a money-making Marketician!🪄🦢
Most courses designed for neurotypical brains only give you a dopamine hit when you click ''done'' on whatever module you've completed. ❌
They aren't designed for skimmers, perfectionists, or people who hyperfocus and never know when something is ''finished'' enough to stop or move on.
The S.W.A.N. Academy gamifies how to build an online business and how to begin a monthly marketing cycle with an exact plan that works like a puzzle. 🧩
It gives you a daily schedule you can customize to color-code in and gamify your time over the 4 weeks of the course.
You put the ''puzzle pieces'' in place as you build your own business and ''unlock'' the next level.
If you unlock the levels within the deadline, you ''score'' bonus points that can ''win'' you a variety of juicy prizes!
For example, you can win time-saving templates, tools, and tutorials up to personalized audits and one-on-one strategy sessions that normally cost up to hundreds of dollars extra!
Why make it gamified?
Because I want you to FINISH building your online business within the 4 weeks!
¡Tu éxito = mi éxito! (Your success = my success!) 👊
Gamification makes things more FUN which helps keep you on track and accountable.
The faster you complete the Academy, the sooner you can start making MON-NAY and we will ALL be happier!💃
The S.W.A.N. Transformation Marketing Strategy Academy
First, we cover what TF marketing is and why it's NOT what most people assume that it is. Then we get to work on desigining your ''Signature'' brand design, systems, and assets including your ''shining star'' transformative message. You'll learn why this ''star'' is THE most gotta-have thing to make your marketing magical! 🌟
Next, we simplify your business down into a daily action plan that won't do your head in and that you can ENJOY. The goal here is to create a marketing plan that keeps you focused on the right goals to match where you are in your biz growth. You'll learn how the SWAN method works to your strengths and will save you WEEKS if not YEARS of time! ⏰
We then arm you with some high-level, zero-cost audience growth skills that'll attract your perfect customers and have them lining up for your products and services without you having to chase after them. The aim is introvert-friendly, long-term, and zero-cost GROWTH!🚀
I'll reveal secret-weapon engagement strategies that professional social media managers use that'll show you where and how to hang out online to attract a raving fan base of like-minded tribe members. 🦚Lastly, we'll create a 5-year authority-building plan for you to follow so you don't get stuck after finishing the course! ⚡
Cult I mean, ACADEMY😅 initiation begins face-to-face with me with me, Christine, as we jump on a 1-1 video call to get to know each other before the Academy kicks off.
You'll get my Calendly schedule to set your initial call as soon as you enroll.
On the call, you can tell me all about your BIG DREAM, why you want more self-reliance in your life, and any obstacles you're facing in going after your goals (like ADHD, lack of time, or possums on the roof keeping you up all night!) 😉
We're going to identify all the inside or outside threats to your success before you get started with the 4-week program.
I'll give you tools and resources to help sort out your ideas and strategically clear potential problems.
Getting your mind in alignment with your business and income DREAMS makes lifestyle transformation possible - which, believe it or not, is the #1 thing that can make or break a noob entreprenuer!
You will then have 4-weeks of voice and text message access to me (via Voxer phone app) for support over the following 4 weeks of the program. ✨
🪄The fun starts in a private Facebook group where Anything goes in the group as it'll be a place to learn, get support, make international friends, chill or rant when you need to let some steam off.
🪄You'll get access to Week 1: Signature Systems in the Academy course membership portal where you can either plough through the 3 x 15-20 minute daily training videos at your own pace OR keep pace with the group to work on one module per day, Mon-Thurs. Friday is for catching up and question-and-answer time in the group.⚡
🪄We'll hook you up with an accountability partner to help you through sticky technical or mindset issues and keep you on track so you can earn real rewards!
🪄You'll get access to Week 2: Walkaway Workflows where we're going to strip away all the excess activities that are keeping you from building the essential foundations and money-making assets you brainstormed in your Signature Systems. You'll finish this week with ONE simplified marketing workflow to start following. No more confusion, no more overwhelm! 💃
🪄We'll show you how to match your passions and creative strengths to your marketing so you'll never dread making content ever again! You'll learn how to make content work its ass for you instead of the other way around.
🪄You'll get access to Week 3: Analytical Amplification where you'll learn ''marketing math'' and advanced skills and tools for automatic audience growth for years to come. This single skill will set you apart from 99% of noob business owners and save you thousands of dollars in audience-building costs for years to come!
🪄We go out into the world and APPLY the SWAN Transformation Marketing Strategy and start sharing evidence of new subscribers, followers, or sales using what we've learned! You'll be set on your way to having a self-reliant AF business and lifestyle! *chefs kiss!*
🪄You'll get access to Week 4: Ninja Networking where you'll learn 3 tried-and-true methods to get clients or customers for YEARS to come. We sprinkle killer social media tactics on top of strategy to help you build more than just a 'brand' -- we're talking cult following!🤘
If you have any questions along the way you can voice or text message me via Voxer for help and support at any time.
I’ll check and answer any questions you may have as quickly as possible within dedicated communication hours throughout each day to help you keep moving through the program with confidence. 🚀
I’ve got your back, cygnet! 🪄🐣💫🦢
Lastly, once you gain access to the Academy trainings, you’ll have access to them for LIFE.
You'll also receive all future expansions and additional resources at NO extra cost!
Even after the price goes up!
Imagine how much faster you can take action, and how much quicker you'll get results when you no longer need to figure everything out on your own!
Really enjoyed the easy to follow and straightforward content. Short yet straight to the point and all goals set feel achievable!
Reviewer on my Skillshare courses
This is an amazing course. I am a social media manager and I struggle at times to create batch content. But with this course it’s not hard at all, broken into actionable steps, clear and easy to understand I have already got started. Can’t wait to be consistent with this.
Reviewer on my Skillshare courses
Thank you. Very clear and easy - to - follow.
Storyteller & Founder of SCL
Christine Rice is the founder of HEXOTICA, an alternative lifestyle education company on a mission to transform unconventional women and gender diverse creatives struggling with ‘ugly duckling’ impostor syndrome and fears into self-reliant AF, high-earning online entrepreneurs and world-traveling digital nomads. 🪄🦢
She's a pro Marketician with over 16 years experience working in e-commerce and social media management for online business clients running high-converting 7-figure sales funnels.🪄🌪️💫💸
Before she understood how PERFECTLY suited creative and neurospicy minds like hers are to entreprenuership, she earned a B.A. in English Literature with BIG DREAMS of writing novels that could transform lives the way great literature had helped her change her own (thank-you, Henry Miller and Anais Nin!) 🤘
Now she believes that MARKETING and writing online has a much FASTER and MORE PROFOUND ability to help people find their passion and transform their lives - and that it can be just as delightfully surreallistic and FUN as reading Tropic of Cancer for the fifth time. 🖤
If saving a ton of time reading all the books, taking all the courses, and figuring out all the things by yourself is important to you, than yes, the SWAN Academy will be worth it!
Think of the cost as an investment in yourself and in ''oh-f*uck!'' proofing your future: this program has the potential to 'pay itself off'' within just a few weeks after you follow it step by step to completion!💫
I'm not tech-savvy - will it be hard?
Not at all! Whether you are an advanced marketer or a total noob, all of the tutorial videos in the Academy are designed to be beginner friendly and easy to understand and follow.
And if there’s anything you’re not 100% clear about, you can get all the help and support you need to get total clarity - I am a 'there are NO 'stupid' questions' kind of person!💫
Yes! There's no need to have your business dream plan all figured out from the start! The Academy will help you learn and build the foundations of business and marketing while introducing you to creative money-making ideas and possibilities. It's an ideal way to kickstart a long-term online business empire with multiple revenue streams!💫
I get it - sometimes, you slap down the money to buy an online program before you consider how much time it's going to take for you to get back to it.
Hellooo, my fellow ADHD impulse buyers!!😅
The Academy is DESIGNED to help you progress through each step at your own pace even when you are busy AF through in-built accountability and gamification.💫
Nope! The Academy is not reliant on any one software brand or tool as it is not a tactical program:
It's STRATEGIC! ⚔️
You'll learn the S.W.A.N. proprietary approach to marketing foundations and skill-building that can work with any software or tool of your choice.
You're not required to sign-up to any of the sites I introduce you to, reccommend, or am affiliated with in order to complete the program.💫
Yes, you can get a full refund 14-days from the date of purchase if you decide the Academy is not right for you.
I will however, grill you on why you want a refund as it is meant to be a beginner-friendly program and I'd like to try to first help you get over any sticky spots before I refund you. I'd love to hear your honest feedback!
(And because we AAAALL KNOW there are some nasty freeloader types that exist in the world so I don't make it too easy for them!)💫
A full refund is available within 7 days if you feel the Academy has not or cannot help you kickstart your online business dream with clarity and confidence.
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